101 Pickup Lines – Part A

If you’re looking for a way to pick up your next date or just looking for a good laugh, check out these top 101 pickup lines from this interesting website! Be warned though, use of these pickup lines in real-lifdating situations may sometimes result in well… not necessarily what you were hoping for. ;):
  1. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
  2. Are you religious? [Why?] Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
  3. Can I lick that film off your teeth?
  4. Can you give me directions…to your heart?
  5. Did they just take you out of the oven? [No, why?] Because you’re hot!
  6. Do you have a map? [No, why?] Because I just got lost in your eyes.
  7. Don’t be so picky… I wasn’t!
  8. Falling for you would be a very short trip.
  9. Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
  10. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
  11. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  12. Let’s go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.
  13. Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
  14. Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.
  15. Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I’ll go choo choo.
  16. What do you like for breakfast?
  17. You be the tree, and I’ll wrap you like a Koala.
  18. You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
  19. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
  20. You sure have a great looking tooth.
  21. I wish I were sine squared and you were cosined squared, because together we could be one.
  22. I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
  23. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? [No, why?] ‘Cause I can see me in your pants.
  24. May I have some kisses up here, please.
  25. If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty.
  26. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.
  27. Haven’t I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
  28. If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
  29. You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  30. You want me. I can smell it.
  31. If you were a drug, I would overdose!
  32. If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
  33. [Note: for use when someone you know is getting married] Hi, I’m throwing the bachelor/bachelorette party for a friend of mine, and I need a stripper. Interested?
  34. Is your dad a baker? [No. Why?] Cause you have some nice buns.
  35. I don’t speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.
  36. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  37. Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No.] Then wink.
  38. You know, we were born without clothes.
  39. Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
  40. Like alcohol to the alcoholic,
    Like 
    chocolate to the chocoholic,
    You are the [name] to the [name]holic.
    (preferabally for use on men/women that have an A or O as the last letter of their first name.)
  41. If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?
  42. Will you read my palm? [I don’t see anything.] I didn’t expect you to because love is blind.
  43. Did you drop something? [What?] Your conversation, so let’s pick it up right here.
  44. Can I have your picture? [Why?] So I can show santa what I want for christmas!
  45. Damn…..your ass is fine! Want to come see mine?
  46. You dropped something. [What?] My jaw.
  47. That’s a nice dog/cat/pet. Does it have a phone number?
  48. Do you mind if we share this cab to my house?
  49. Baby, you’re sexier than socks on a rooster.
  50. Do you have a band-aid? [Why?] I hurt my knee when I fell for you.

To be continued to Part B.

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