If you’re looking for a way to pick up your next date or just looking for a good laugh, check out these top 101 pickup lines from this interesting website! Be warned though, use of these pickup lines in real-life dating situations may sometimes result in well… not necessarily what you were hoping for. ;):
- Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
- Are you religious? [Why?] Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
- Can I lick that film off your teeth?
- Can you give me directions…to your heart?
- Did they just take you out of the oven? [No, why?] Because you’re hot!
- Do you have a map? [No, why?] Because I just got lost in your eyes.
- Don’t be so picky… I wasn’t!
- Falling for you would be a very short trip.
- Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
- I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
- Is it hot in here or is it just you?
- Let’s go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.
- Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
- Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.
- Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I’ll go choo choo.
- What do you like for breakfast?
- You be the tree, and I’ll wrap you like a Koala.
- You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
- You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
- You sure have a great looking tooth.
- I wish I were sine squared and you were cosined squared, because together we could be one.
- I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
- Do you have a mirror in your pocket? [No, why?] ‘Cause I can see me in your pants.
- May I have some kisses up here, please.
- If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty.
- My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.
- Haven’t I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
- If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
- You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
- You want me. I can smell it.
- If you were a drug, I would overdose!
- If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
- [Note: for use when someone you know is getting married] Hi, I’m throwing the bachelor/bachelorette party for a friend of mine, and I need a stripper. Interested?
- Is your dad a baker? [No. Why?] Cause you have some nice buns.
- I don’t speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.
- If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
- Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No.] Then wink.
- You know, we were born without clothes.
- Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
- Like alcohol to the alcoholic,
Like chocolate to the chocoholic,
You are the [name] to the [name]holic.
(preferabally for use on men/women that have an A or O as the last letter of their first name.)
- If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?
- Will you read my palm? [I don’t see anything.] I didn’t expect you to because love is blind.
- Did you drop something? [What?] Your conversation, so let’s pick it up right here.
- Can I have your picture? [Why?] So I can show santa what I want for christmas!
- Damn…..your ass is fine! Want to come see mine?
- You dropped something. [What?] My jaw.
- That’s a nice dog/cat/pet. Does it have a phone number?
- Do you mind if we share this cab to my house?
- Baby, you’re sexier than socks on a rooster.
- Do you have a band-aid? [Why?] I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
To be continued to Part B.